Make a Booking

Hi. If I've sent you a link to this page and you haven't had a chance to look around the rest of the site, please check out the menu for details on what I offer, pictures of me and everything else you need to decide if you'd like to book.

If you already know what you'd like to do, please fill out a booking form here. Once the details are agreed, I'll ask for a 25% deposit. Once that's received, you're booked in. More information on how deposits work is on my rates page.

If you're not sure what you'd like to book, or you have some specific questions, it's worth having a conversation first. I no longer take unexpected calls, as I'm rarely in a private setting. To arrange a call, please text something along the lines of: "Hi, my name is [your name]. When are you next free for a call to discuss a booking?" Alternatively, just ask your questions or outline what you're after via text or WhatsApp.

Please don't just text "Hi" or ask how I am or what I'm up to. Although going straight into what you're after may feel abrupt, conversations that start with small talk very rarely turn into actual bookings, so I'll usually leave them unanswered.

With a bit of prior notice, I can usually make myself available for a call between noon and 10pm. I can generally reply to texts and WhatsApp messages between 10am and midnight, though I can't always guarantee a quick response.

My working hours are 1pm to 10pm. With enough notice, I may sometimes be able to be flexible on this.

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